Warning: This hoodie may cause bruised egos and side-eyes. Soft as a whisper but loud in attitude, this cozy classic delivers peak sarcasm wrapped in fleece. Whether you're dodging small talk, skipping the group chat, or gatekeeping your whole personality—this hoodie says it so you don’t have to.
With a front pouch pocket for stashing candy, secrets, or passive-aggressive notes, and a hood perfect for hiding from awkward conversations, it’s the ultimate wearable eye-roll.
Because being hot and emotionally unavailable is exhausting. Dress for the job.
**Size drama alert: This baby runs a little snug. If you like room to breathe (or snack), go up a size. Trust us—you want this sass to fit just right.**
•100% cotton face, because your hoodie deserves luxury too
•65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester—soft, smooth, and built for bad decisions
•Front pouch pocket for snacks, secrets, or middle fingers
•Self-fabric patch on the back, because basic ain’t welcome here
•Matching flat drawstrings to pull yourself together (or not)
•3-panel hood: drama-ready and bad-hair-day approved
•Blank product sourced from Pakistan—no fast fashion guilt trips here
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| |
CHEST WIDTH (inches) |
LENGTH (inches) |
| S |
20 |
27 |
| M |
21 |
28 |
| L |
23 |
29 |
| XL |
25 |
30 |
| 2XL |
26 ½ |
31 |
| 3XL |
28 |
32 |
