Distressed, Not Stressed – Vintage Dad Hat With Attitude

Meet the hat that says “I have issues, but I’m cute about it.”
This slightly distressed dad cap gives off vintage vibes and DGAF energy all at once. With a soft crown, comfy fit, and just the right amount of worn-in chaos, this hat’s your go-to for looking effortlessly cool while avoiding everyone at Target.

Pair it with jeans, sweats, or full sass mode—whatever you’re wearing, this hat adds that "I woke up like this... and didn't brush my hair" level of style.

•100% pre-shrunk cotton twill, because shrinkage is for weak fabric and bad exes
•Soft crown for your hard-headed thoughts
•6 sewn eyelets—because your hat deserves to breathe too
•6 stitched rows on the brim for that “don’t mess with me” structure
•6-panel, unstructured chaos—low profile, high confidence
•Seamed front panel, no buckram, no BS
•Adjustable hook-and-loop closure so it fits your head and your mood swings
•Blank product sourced from China, sass added locally


This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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