Sweet on the outside, suspicious on the inside.
This hoodie wraps you in buttery-soft fleece and questionable alibis, featuring a moody little crow perched on a branch with a flower like, “Yeah... I did it. And I’d do it again.”
Perfect for true crime bingers, emotionally unavailable romantics, and anyone who’s ever responded to red flags with “bet.” With a cozy pouch pocket and a hood for hiding from consequences (or your ex), it’s giving goth flower child with a rap sheet—and honestly? We love that for you.
Wear it loud. Wear it soft. But don’t act innocent.
**Size drama alert: This baby runs a little snug. If you like room to breathe (or snack), go up a size. Trust us—you want this sass to fit just right.**
•100% cotton face, because your hoodie deserves luxury too
•65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester—soft, smooth, and built for bad decisions
•Front pouch pocket for snacks, secrets, or middle fingers
•Self-fabric patch on the back, because basic ain’t welcome here
•Matching flat drawstrings to pull yourself together (or not)
•3-panel hood: drama-ready and bad-hair-day approved
•Blank product sourced from Pakistan—no fast fashion guilt trips here
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| |
CHEST WIDTH (inches) |
LENGTH (inches) |
| S |
20 |
27 |
| M |
21 |
28 |
| L |
23 |
29 |
| XL |
25 |
30 |
| 2XL |
26 ½ |
31 |
| 3XL |
28 |
32 |
