Soft? Yes. Sensible? Absolutely not.
This hoodie wraps you in buttery fleece comfort while screaming “I’m a tightly wound masterpiece with questionable boundaries and a passport.”
With a pouch pocket for emotional baggage and a hood to block the haters, this is the coziest piece of fishy chaos you’ll ever wear. The “Packed in Barcelona” sardine can graphic? A whole vibe. You’re serving European confusion, snack energy, and existential saltiness—all in one perfect hoodie.
Wear it when you feel cute, cramped, and vaguely oily.
**Size drama alert: This baby runs a little snug. If you like room to breathe (or snack), go up a size. Trust us—you want this sass to fit just right.**
•100% cotton face, because your hoodie deserves luxury too
•65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester—soft, smooth, and built for bad decisions
•Front pouch pocket for snacks, secrets, or middle fingers
•Self-fabric patch on the back, because basic ain’t welcome here
•Matching flat drawstrings to pull yourself together (or not)
•3-panel hood: drama-ready and bad-hair-day approved
•Blank product sourced from Pakistan—no fast fashion guilt trips here
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| |
CHEST WIDTH (inches) |
LENGTH (inches) |
| S |
20 |
27 |
| M |
21 |
28 |
| L |
23 |
29 |
| XL |
25 |
30 |
| 2XL |
26 ½ |
31 |
| 3XL |
28 |
32 |
